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It is true for good sex too. Humor breaks stress, gets you . . .
Humor breaks stress, gets you good girls also gets you going good with girls once you get them. Tension, call it anxiety, is number one killer of sex power. Doctor's will tell you about performance anxiety, premarital anxiety. Sexologists will tell you, "You are normal. Don't worry. It's all psychological". "I'm dying here because I can't get it up and you pig headed tell me, 'Don't worry'".

The remedy is correct knowledge of correct facts of sex that you get from a Sexual Health Expert and easy, relaxed personality. For the latter here is the medicine.
That's the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

When God asks what you’ve done with your life, try not to say “Didn’tyou read my statuses?”

Always believe in God. Because there are some questions that even Google can't answer.

Face down, ass up, that s the way we............ tie our shoes!

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you’re finished.

I dieted for a month and all I lost was 30 days.

I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

Mega Jones

One day before exam, I become themost religious person in the WORLD!!

Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand.

Only the good die young. So most of us are pretty safe.

If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.

Candy Is dandy, But liquor is quicker.

Ogden Nash

I swear to DRUNK, I am not GOD.

Marriage is not a word...is a sentence.

Love is like a Rhino, short-sighted, but always willing to find a way.

Anonymous

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.

Ansyoriw

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Yogi Berra

I'm so poor i can't afford to pay attention.

It is bad to suppress your laughter. It goes back down to your hips.

An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.

Anonymous

Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Born to be wild - live to outgrow it.

Anonymous

They misunderestimated me!

George W. Bush

Love, Cough, and a Smoke, can't well be hid.

Benjamin Franklin

Guys: No Shirt, No Service – Girls: NoShirt, No Charge.

If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay.

Shahrukh Khan

I Never Make Mistakes, I Thought I Did Once, But I Was Mistaken.

If you don’t drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, “And then I got home.

Jim Jefferies

The only two facilities that work on the bell system are schools and prisons.

Anonymous

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.

Do you Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it?

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

I tried being normal once; I didn’t like it.

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Cheating Quotations

~ To cheat oneself out of love is the most terrible deception; it is an eternal loss for which there is no reparation, either in time or in eternity ~
Soren Kierkegaard

~ I would prefer even to fail with honor than to win by cheating ~
Sophocles

~ One must not cheat anybody, not even the world of one's triumph. ~
Franz Kafka

~ To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved. ~ George MacDonald

~ Integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will. ~
John D. MacDonald

~ It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. ~
Samuel Johnson

~ If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. ~
Ann Landers

~ The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. ~
Pearl Bailey

~ To cheat a man is nothing; but the woman must have fine parts, indeed, who cheats a woman. ~
John Gay

~ You can't cheat the public for long. ~
Tennessee Ernie Ford

~ It takes a long while for a naturally trustful person to reconcile himself to the idea that after all God will not help him ~ Henry Louis Mencken

~ Cheating is often more efficient. ~
Jeri Ryan

~ The sure way to be cheated is to think one's self more cunning than others ~
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld

~ 'Tis my opinion every man cheats in his own way, and he is only honest who is not discovered ~
Susannah Centlivre

~ Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something. ~
Henry David Thoreau

~ He that's cheated twice by the same man is an accomplice with the cheater ~
Unknown

~ He who purposely cheats his friend, would cheat his God ~ Johann Kaspar Lavater

~ Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. ~
Fran Lebowitz

~ There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain unless they have cheated a merchant ~
Anatole France

~ Someone who thinks the world is always cheating him is right. He is missing that wonderful feeling of trust in someone or something. ~
Eric Hoffer

~ It is impossible for a man to be cheated by anyone but himself. ~
Ralph Waldo Emerson

~ God cheats men into living on by hiding how blest it is to die ~
Lucan

~ Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife ~
Benjamin Franklin

~ He who praises me on all occasions is a fool who despises me or a knave who wishes to cheat me ~
Chinese Proverb

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Betrayal Quotations

~ When a woman wants to betray her husband, her actions are almost invariably studied but they are never reasoned. ~ Honore de Balzac

~ Betrayal does that -- betrays the betrayer. ~
Erica Jong

~ Betrayal can only happen if you love. ~
John Le Carre

~ To betray you must first belong ~
Harold Philby
Jeab Genet

Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources. ~ Linda Talley

~ One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope. ~
Steven Deitz

~ We have to distrust each other. It is our only defence against betrayal. ~
Tennessee Wellians

~ Betrayal is the only truth that sticks. ~
Arthur Miller

~ Each betrayal begins with trust. ~
Phish

~ It is most true, stylus virum arguit, - our style betrays us. ~
Robert Burton

~ Anything may be betrayed, anyone may be forgiven, but not those who lack the courage of their own greatness. ~
Ayn Rand

~ Love is whatever you can still betray ... Betrayal can only happen if you love. ~
John LeCarre

~ Every betrayal contains a perfect moment, a coin stamped heads or tails with salvation on the other side. ~
Barbara Kingsolver

~ Anyone who hasn’t experienced the ecstasy of betrayal knows nothing about ecstasy at all. ~
Jeab Genet

~ All a man can betray is his conscience. ~ Joseph Conrad

~ They talk of a man betraying his country, his friends, his sweetheart. There must be a moral bond first. All a man can betray is his conscience... ~
Joseph Conrad

~ I hate the idea of causes, and if I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country ~
E. M. Forster

~ In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. ~
Charles de Gaulle

~ No soul of high estate can take pleasure in slander. It betrays a weakness. ~
Blaise Pascal

~ O lovers! Be careful in those dangerous first days! Once you’ve brought breakfast in bed you’ll have to bring it forever, unless you want to be accused of lovelessness and betrayal. ~
Milan Kundera

~ Then you should have died! Died, rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you! ~
Joanne Kathleen Rowling

~ I sometimes react to making a mistake as if I have betrayed myself. My fear of making a mistake seems to be based on the hidden assumption that I am potentially perfect and that if I can just be very careful I will not fall from heaven. But a 'mistake' is a declaration of the way I am, a jolt to the way I intend, a reminder I am not dealing with the facts. When I have listened to my mistakes I have grown. ~
Hugh Prather

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